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Podcast: Seedy Reads
Bekah and Kelly love books, but they’ve never read much romance until now. Then one day, they discovered a whole library of stories available for free on Amazon Kindle, and a fascination was born! But what makes a supernatural character desirable? Can a steamy romance be feminist? What are the best euphemisms for genitals? Follow along as they get down and dirty with sexy aliens, sexy vampires, sexy vikings, and more!
Kelly and Bekah read a holiday baking contest romance! It’s really good, legit actually good. Celebrate the joyous season with the story of two sexy Dominican women and even sexier baked goods.
Theme music: John Walker Additional music: Rita Indiana y los Misterios – Da Pa Lo Do
Kelly and Bekah play a dating simulator! Hear them discuss the choices they made and the daddies they dated in this choose your own adventure style dating sim.
CW/TW – Unfortunately, this episode contains a lot of plot talk about rape. We urge you to make a decision based on your own personal health. If you need to skip this one, that is okay, and we will catch you again soon. And we’re sorry. This will be the last time we tolerate it.
Kelly and Bekah foray into the world of Harlequin Romance for the first time! Listen as Kelly goes on anger fueled rants about geographical accuracy involving names and Bekah’s neighbor goes on a chainsaw spree (not scary, just annoying).
Unfortunately, this episode contains a lot of plot talk about rape. We did not expect it, we were not happy about it, and we want you to make a decision based on your own personal health. If you need to skip this one, that is okay, and we will catch you again soon. And we’re sorry. This is dumb and it sucks.
If you’re sticking around, enjoy this teaser quote from Kelly: “I prefer my dicks to be human.”
Bekah and Kelly discuss Vampires! Listen as they uncover some steamy innuendo, try to tackle a logistical nightmare, and answer the question: is cold skin sexy?
Theme music – John Walker
Additional music – Foreigner – Hot Blooded