What, Me Ransom?

What, Me Ransom?

The original version of this comic was half as long and a billion times darker.

Role Call of the Damned

Role Call of the Damned

If our Halloween decorations really did behave like the toys from Toy Story then you know the Woody would be the 12 foot Home Depot skeleton

Spook Slut

Spook Slut

This is basically based on real life events.

Cindy, You Got This

Cindy, You Got This

Honestly these days all I want to draw is this cactus getting into trouble. Everything else is too stressful.

Influencers…ASSEMBLE

Influencers…ASSEMBLE

I had the idea for this comic way before I spent all my free time watching tiktoks so, JOKE'S ON ME THIS TIME.

Romancing The Stupid Big Rock

Romancing The Stupid Big Rock

Got a new tablet! Knocked this guy out in 2 days after rewatching Michael Douglas somehow trade a big stone for a gigantic boat. HOW? HOW DOES THAT WORK?

Cactus in Chains

Cactus in Chains

This is another one of those comics where I started drawing with literally no plan in mind. A stream of conscious comic if you will.

I Got 99 Problems and They All Relate to Gnomes

I Got 99 Problems and They All Relate to Gnomes

I started this comic so long ago that I actually don't even like it anymore. I also tried to come up with a million gnome-related puns for the title but I couldn't. So I think the lesson is I shouldn't make comics about gnomes?

Coping Mechanisms

Coping Mechanisms

Here's a comic I started drawing towards the beginning of the pandemic and then lost the motivation to finish, hence fulfilling the prophecy of the comic.

Quarantine Chic

Quarantine Chic

Nothing like a little apocalypse to get me to draw a new comic, eh?

Nobody’s That Big in Real Life

Nobody’s That Big in Real Life

I started drawing this right after the new Godzilla came out in theaters, and finished in right before the new Godzilla is released for home video. Making comics is hard, you guys.

Well, Well, Well…

Well, Well, Well…

I thought it fitting for the first comic after I rebranded to Cactus Rodeo to be, well, a Cactus Rodeo comic! Oh Cactus, when will you learn? The answer is never, because that wouldn't be funny.

Hot New App

Hot New App

Have you guys seen this app TikTok? It’s a herald of the apocalypse

Everything is Awful

Everything is Awful

I know everything might seem kind of horrible these days but don't worry, the universe has your back.  In as much as the universe would have your back, which is none.  The universe doesn't have your back.  We're all doomed.

Travelogue: Paris

Travelogue: Paris

I went to Paris last year and can confirm everything in this comic, specifically the duck stuff.  I ate so many ducks.  Like, every part of the duck.  And it was all quacktastic.