If you're confused about any of this, start with part 1.

Sorry for the late update! Here's a comic!

If you're confused, start at part 1!

Well here's part 2 of my 400 comic extravaganza. If you're confused start at part 1. If you're REALLY confused start back at the beginning of my comic cause it's only going to get crazier from here.

Holy crap, everyone, my 400th comic! In usual fashion I tried to cram too much story onto one page so this'll go on for a little while.

This is what happens when I'm depressed about having no money. I make comics about killing my student loans.

This is what happens when I play too much Red Dead Redemption, running around, searching for the mystical unicorn.

I never thought I'd get to draw a comic that featured a pug and the quickening.

That might be the most elaborate end panel I've ever drawn for such a ridiculous joke. Also, here's a bonus comic. It's an up close image of the first panel:

Hooray, first new comic in a long time! This comic is inspired by all of the wonderful singers from the Wind Up Space. Good lord.

I love that this is just about 100% accurate. Also, if you're not that familiar with Baltimore, or the area around Club Charles, let me show you this handy map that further conveys the last few panels of my comic: Also, the movie Bekah and I are talking about is...

I wish I'd done this a few weeks ago so it could have been my Christmas card.

Two things: FIrst, I tried really hard to work the phrase "snow boner" into this comic but I couldn't make it fit (that's what she said) Second, the phrase "I am der-runk" has been spoken by me at least once every single time I am out drinking. In fact, I apparently...

I usually don't like it when people give me comic suggestions but my friend at work, Brent, gave me this one. All he said was "Adolf the reindeer, Rudolph's brother, make it tasteful." I don't know why he had to specify that last part.

Oh that Alex Hayes. I'm sure we'll see him again soon enough.

Go back a post if you have no idea what's going on.

If you're new to the comic you might want to check out Alex Hayes Overreacts to Things Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, and Part 7

I love getting older. A special thanks to Kate Beaton for lending me her teenagers. If you're one of the 3 people on the internet who hasn't read her comic you should.

To clarify, David Bowie doesn't own this bank, he just banks there.

Don't fuck with Mr. Yuk. That should be his slogan. ADDENDUM! My friend Alex brought this to my attention: You're welcome.