Get your ass into the holiday spirit!

This comic has been a long long long long time coming.  I love you, John Nagle.

I hate greeting cards.  So much. If you ever get a greeting card from me, know this is how I felt picking it out.

In case this comic needs a bit of context, click this dumb bullshit to lose more faith in the way our country works.

So the really hilarious thing about this comic is that I started it about 3 months ago when it was actually the 10th anniversary of this site.

Save big on patriotism!

Come see new movie Russia, great movie superhero, very expensive.

Between the hair manipulator, the moustache wax, and the beard oil, most days I can fall between these two.  Leaning toward the one on the right

THESE MOVIES ARE REALLY GETTING GOOD, RIGHT?!

Still haven't found a place on the internet where you can look at comments, but hey, progress is progress, right?

Turkeys are a ridiculous bird.

Yes, Lovesac is a real thing, yes, it's called "lovesac", yes I have one.  It's the BEST.

I won't be fooled, you guys.

My wife and I had this conversation while watching Harry Potter, so, there you have it.  Also, I have 2 notes for this comic: -Worst comic title ever? -If you told me that the most amount of time I'd spend on this comic was perfecting the look and shading of a horse...

I started this comic about a month or so ago and completely forgot what direction I was going with it.  Credit where credti's due, my friend Ned gave me the ending.  I have no idea how it was originally supposed to end but this is definitely better.

Never thought I'd be making a comic about how Nazis are bad, but here we are.

Hey Brandon, wanna do a game night?  I have a new game I want to play.  The deadliest game.

If you're not familiar with the song "Africa" by Toto, this comic will not work. This song is 100% about a man grappling with his werewolf affliction.  Watch the video and tell me that theory doesn't work.

Buying a house is weird, you guys.