Hot New App
Have you guys seen this app TikTok? It’s a herald of the apocalypse
Everything is Awful
I know everything might seem kind of horrible these days but don't worry, the universe has your back. In as much as the universe would have your back, which is none. The universe doesn't have your back. We're all doomed.
Travelogue: Paris
I went to Paris last year and can confirm everything in this comic, specifically the duck stuff. I ate so many ducks. Like, every part of the duck. And it was all quacktastic.
Dead Bulb
Get your ass into the holiday spirit!
This is a Bad Tornado
This comic has been a long long long long time coming. I love you, John Nagle.
Greeting Cards
I hate greeting cards. So much. If you ever get a greeting card from me, know this is how I felt picking it out.
A Message to Every Politician
Congress is Effective
In case this comic needs a bit of context, click this dumb bullshit to lose more faith in the way our country works.
10th Anniversary
So the really hilarious thing about this comic is that I started it about 3 months ago when it was actually the 10th anniversary of this site.
Pay Less for Your Respects
Save big on patriotism!
Revangers: Fighting Forever
Come see new movie Russia, great movie superhero, very expensive.
Facial Hair Woes
Between the hair manipulator, the moustache wax, and the beard oil, most days I can fall between these two. Leaning toward the one on the right
MovieMax 4000
THESE MOVIES ARE REALLY GETTING GOOD, RIGHT?!
A Light in the Darkness
Still haven't found a place on the internet where you can look at comments, but hey, progress is progress, right?
Gobble Gobble Gobble
Turkeys are a ridiculous bird.
How Do They Get It So Soft?
Yes, Lovesac is a real thing, yes, it's called "lovesac", yes I have one. It's the BEST.
Free Two-Day Delivery or Death
I won't be fooled, you guys.
Centaur of Attention
My wife and I had this conversation while watching Harry Potter, so, there you have it. Â Also, I have 2 notes for this comic: -Worst comic title ever? -If you told me that the most amount of time I'd spend on this comic was perfecting the look and shading of a horse...
Ant Misbehavin’
I started this comic about a month or so ago and completely forgot what direction I was going with it. Â Credit where credti's due, my friend Ned gave me the ending. Â I have no idea how it was originally supposed to end but this is definitely better.
Press Conferences in 2017
Never thought I'd be making a comic about how Nazis are bad, but here we are.