So I was driving to work one day and Ke$ha came on the radio and, after vomiting, I asked myself, "Jonathan, what would be worse than listening to one of her songs?" Enjoy.

There it is folks! Part one of America! is finished. Now it's time to get back to some normal comics. A bit of inside info, originally I thought I'd be able to do this entire comic for a single 4th of July post. Well, that's retarded, because the more I started...

If this were a tv show we'd be approaching the mid season cliff-hanger.

The bullet factory is my MacGuffin!

Aaaaand I think we might be done with the Civil War! On to the 20th century, everyone! I will finish this damn comic one way or another.

FINALLY, the story continues. Sorry for not getting this up sooner. I've decided to wrap up America sooner than later on the site to get on with things, and then put together a more elaborate and comprehensive comic in book form for purchase! What do you guys think?...

Apologies for the extended period of time between comics.  I'm dedicated to finishing the America storyline, bouts of crippling lack of motivation or not! Anyway, Harrison Ford, right?  Anyone who's familiar with my paintings knows I'm getting pretty good at drawing...

I'm tired.  My eyeballs hurt.  I love the idea of Dakota Fanning having to put up with these 2 traveling across the entire US.  Have you driven across the entire US before?  It's huge.  I drove to Texas once and it took FOREVER.

The best part about writing this was thinking of what Nicolas Cage would say impaling Christopher Walken with the American flag. In the end there was only one thing for him to say.

Years of perfecting my Christopher Walken impression have finally paid off.

UPDATE! If you're confused you should start at part 1!

This comic works best if you read John Travolta's dialogue out loud circa the late 70's.

This is 65 for July 12, 2010 - America Part 4 I meant to post this last week but I got caught up in sleeping a lot.

Did you know that John McClane was a direct descendant of Ben Franklin?

Don't pretend like you wouldn't pay to see this movie.

I am excited about this one. Originally this comic was going to be huge and I was going to post the whole thing today. Then I realized there's no way in hell I could have gotten the whole thing done for today. So. Instead of a special 4th of July comic, it's going to...

This is 65 for June 28, 2010 - Deli Meat I was genuinely trying to think of a way to make a comic about deli meat when I realized there isn't one, because deli meat is boring.

This is 65 for June 21, 2010 - Warning From The Future You just can't change who you are.

This is 65 for June 9, 2010 - Hungry

This is 65 for June 7, 2010 - Barely Used After I drew this I cried. Then I used my diploma for a tissue.