For anyone who’s not from Maryland or not familiar with our dumb ol’ state this is exactly what happens all the time. When it snows it’s the worst. We had 3 blizzards last year. Three. Blizzards. You couldn’t get your car out for days. There was a state of emergency on the roads. And yet after living through 3 blizzards everyone still craps their pants when it flurries.

I just don’t understand it.