Two things:
FIrst, I tried really hard to work the phrase “snow boner” into this comic but I couldn’t make it fit (that’s what she said)
Second, the phrase “I am der-runk” has been spoken by me at least once every single time I am out drinking. In fact, I apparently say that so much that at one point two of my friends had a bet on how long it would take me to announce that I was der-runk. I don’t remember who won, but that’s not really the part of the story that matters.