Do you have any idea how many photos there are of Ryan Gosling?

Hey remember when I used to post comics? Ok, it's been a while but here's a brand new one for you! Also, check out the STORE!! It's fully updated. Go buy stuff!

I probably spent the most time on this coming up with the title.

I swear this is the last time I draw Hitler. Seriously.

Oh no!

For anyone who's not from Maryland or not familiar with our dumb ol' state this is exactly what happens all the time. When it snows it's the worst. We had 3 blizzards last year. Three. Blizzards. You couldn't get your car out for days. There was a state of emergency...

In honor of Shark Week. Next time you see a shark just imagine it making Pac Man noises. That way at least you'll be laughing right before you die.

If only it were free taco day.

At first I thought of this as the new redesigned Ku Klux Klan and their motto would be "Not just white anymore!" but by the time I was finished it seemed more like a boy band than anything else. Either way they still probably burn crosses. Also, for those who don't...

Aside from "free taco day", a tombstone is my favorite way to end a comic.

This probably would have been more appropriate if I'd posted it a week ago but, hey, everyone still loves Harry Potter. ALSO! I don't often do this but I had drawn this entire comic before I decided to change it, but the original still kind of made me laugh. Here's a...

Wouldn't this suck?! By the way, if you're unfamiliar with Pitchfork Media all you need to do is click on Best New Music and see if you recognize any of it.

I usually don't preface comics with "I'm not trying to be a misogynist..." type explanations, but this one is admittedly a bit vague. Do you guys know about that phenomenon where ladies who live or work together end up getting on the same cycle because they're in...

Well that's the end of this storyline! Finally, right? Monday resumes normal comics, that is until I get the urge to take on something way bigger than I can handle again. I give it a month, maybe. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed all this craziness!

Holy shit, surprise new page!

If you're confused you should really start with part 1.

If you're confused you should start at Part 1! Also if you need a refresher course on Alex Hayes

Spoiler alert: I'm bad at drawing planes

If I were to ever make toys from my comics I think the Raspberry would be my #1 choice. The rare variant Raspberry would come with a Hitler mask and knives. If you're confused by any of this you should probably start back at CD Part 1!