This is 65 for September 23, 2009 - Dub Bot 2000 I realized after making this comic that only about 7 people will get it. Whoops!

This is 65 for September 16, 2009 - Kanye West Can Suck A Bag Of Cocks Sorry for the late update, I've been sick and my internet wouldn't work until just now. Blerg!

This is 65 for September 14, 2009 - Blind If someone says "can I try on your glasses?" the only thing that they will ever say next is "you're so blind!"

This is 65 for September 11, 2009 - Never Forget This comic is actually totally unrealistic. I NEVER read the newspaper.

This is 65 for September 9, 2009 - Walmart I'd like to thank peopleofwalmart.com for the inspiration to this comic. It's glorious.

This is 65 for September 7, 2009 - Alex Overreacts To Things Part 4 Alex Hayes slapped me in the face last weekend.

This is 65 for September 4, 2009 - Back To School After 18 years of education this is what I have to show.

This is 65 for September 2, 2009 - We R Ne W Mica Studetns I don't even have to try anymore, I just have to go on craigslist.

This is 65 for August 24, 2009 - Boondock Saints It's not that it's a bad movie, it's just not that good of a movie. So stop talking about it like it's the fucking Godfather.

This is 65 for August 21, 2009 - The Machines

This is 65 for August 19, 2009 - Raspberry Cowboy I've been wanting to do this for a while.

This is 65 for August 17, 2009 - Cosmos Part 3 That cosmos sure is a dick.

This is 65 for August 14, 2009 - Slip N Slide The day after you ride a slip n' slide it feels like somebody beat the shit out of you.

This is 65 for August 12, 2009 - Alex Hayes Overreacts To Things Part 3 I'm watching Gremlins right now and am too transfixed by Judge Reinhold to come up with anything funny to type here.

This is 65 for August 10, 2009 - Too Soon? This comic is funny or my name isn't Robert Gooouuuleeeeeeeet!

This is 65 for August 10, 2009 - Too Soon Oh look, a longhorn! This is why I come out here.

This is 65 for August 7, 2009 - Twilight True Blood is way better.

This is 65 for August 5, 2009 - Networking

This is 65 for August 3, 2009 - Consoling Working Bon Jovi lyrics into uncomfortable situations always works. For better or worse I'll let you decide.

This is 65 for July 31, 2009 - Apples To Apples Apples to Apples (and alcohol) is probably the main reason I forget to update this site.